• AgreeableLandscape☭
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      2 years ago

      I mean, if you insist on spending that much money on over the top stupid food, at least contribute to society by eating pizza with arsenic leaf, or thallium leaf. Not gold leaf. Fun fact, thallium is actually more scarce than gold precisely because it’s so radioactive and so unstable, so you can still say you ate a rare metal, in fact an even rarer one, because apparently that really matters to rich people.

      Or, do a Game of Thrones brand deal and have someone tie you down and pour an entire pot of melted gold on your face. I’d watch that video on his channel with ads on, promise.