KᑌᔕᕼIᗩ to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years agoIt'll hopefully be a keyboard and mouse for melemmy.mlimagemessage-square62fedilinkarrow-up1993arrow-down114
arrow-up1979arrow-down1imageIt'll hopefully be a keyboard and mouse for melemmy.mlKᑌᔕᕼIᗩ to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years agomessage-square62fedilink
minus-square@Hexagon@feddit.itlinkfedilink17•2 years agoMy retirement plan is society collapsing on itself
minus-square@AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink8•2 years agoAhh the old “Smith & Wesson Retirement Plan”
minus-square@ChrisLicht@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish4•2 years ago4 bars and some fenty. Nu fuss, no muss.
minus-square@PunnyName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink17•2 years agoI’m gonna turn my on / off switch to “off”.
minus-squarepeopleproblemslinkfedilink5•2 years agoI plan to build up my retirement fund to buy my medication for a month and then we’ll take it from there
minus-squaresolidsnake2085linkfedilink4•2 years agoI’ve got 27 years until I am old enough to get my pension.
minus-square@jcit878@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•2 years ago26 to the month for me. assuming they don’t change it again
Wait, you guys get to retire?
My retirement plan is 10 grams of lead
My retirement plan is society collapsing on itself
Real (real)
Ahh the old “Smith & Wesson Retirement Plan”
4 bars and some fenty. Nu fuss, no muss.
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I’m gonna turn my on / off switch to “off”.
I plan to build up my retirement fund to buy my medication for a month and then we’ll take it from there
I’ve got 27 years until I am old enough to get my pension.
26 to the month for me. assuming they don’t change it again
I choose the Kurt Cobain retirement.