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@RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month ago

WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’

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WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’

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@RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month ago
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A new WSJ report alleges Musk is attempting to quietly build a “legion” of offspring, using his platform on X to approach influencers to have his children.
  • @CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world
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    96•1 month ago

    I’m not going to have a lot of sympathy for anyone who lets that guy put his dick in them.

    • @coyootje@lemmy.world
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      76•1 month ago

      Well apparently he doesn’t do that, news outlets are saying that all of his kids are from ivf.

      • @RedPostItNote@lemmy.world
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        72•1 month ago

        • @Kyrgizion@lemmy.world
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          60•1 month ago

          Since Leon and Zuck killed factchecking, there is nothing stopping me from believing this.

          • @RedPostItNote@lemmy.world
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            26•30 days ago

            If he denies it I think he should just show us dick. SHOW US YOUR FREAK DICK ELON

            • @P00ptart@lemmy.world
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              8•30 days ago

              Put it up on the board next to hunters, and give mtg a laser pointer.

            • @lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works
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              6•30 days ago

              POST HOG POST HOG POST HOG POST HOG OR STFU YOU FUCKING WEIRD LITTLE CREEP

              • @RedPostItNote@lemmy.world
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                2•30 days ago

                If I can get someone to yell this at this mother fucker I will die happy

      • @Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world
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        17•30 days ago

        People are saying it’s because Elon was born intersex and the male gender affirming surgery they had rendered his pecker non-functional. People are saying this a lot.

        • @boonhet@lemm.ee
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          12•30 days ago

          Tremendous people, the best people.

        • @huppakee@lemm.ee
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          3•30 days ago

          Would explain a lot

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      25•1 month ago

      Not even if it was with a turkey baster.

      • @Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
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        11•1 month ago

        What about a stress ball, a 9-iron, and a jar of mayo?

        • Thassodar
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          7•1 month ago

          I see you’re also familiar with Dirty Mike and The Boys

          ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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            5•1 month ago

            That’s called a soup kitchen.

        • @thesohoriots@lemmy.world
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          5•1 month ago

          Fore!

    • @OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml
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      -46•1 month ago

      I, too, love victim blaming

      • @CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world
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        40•1 month ago

        Stop taking the autonomy from these women. He isn’t raping them (that we know of). The only victim is the poor kid that will suffer.

        • @Infynis@midwest.social
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          -10•1 month ago

          The report said Musk sent Fong a direct message asking if she wanted to have his baby despite never having met her in person. Fong confided in friends about the advance, and once Musk found out, he unfollowed her, and her X earnings reportedly nosedived. At the peak of Musk’s engagement with her posting, she apparently raked in $21,000 over a two-week stretch on his platform.

          Coercion is rape.

          • @chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz
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            32•1 month ago

            Someone making money directly through Nazi Twitter gets no sympathy from me when its fuhrer turns his ire against them.

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