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@RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month ago

WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’

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WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’

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@RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month ago
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A new WSJ report alleges Musk is attempting to quietly build a “legion” of offspring, using his platform on X to approach influencers to have his children.
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    Well apparently he doesn’t do that, news outlets are saying that all of his kids are from ivf.

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      72•1 month ago

      • @Kyrgizion@lemmy.world
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        60•1 month ago

        Since Leon and Zuck killed factchecking, there is nothing stopping me from believing this.

        • @RedPostItNote@lemmy.world
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          26•1 month ago

          If he denies it I think he should just show us dick. SHOW US YOUR FREAK DICK ELON

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            8•1 month ago

            Put it up on the board next to hunters, and give mtg a laser pointer.

          • @lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works
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            POST HOG POST HOG POST HOG POST HOG OR STFU YOU FUCKING WEIRD LITTLE CREEP

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              If I can get someone to yell this at this mother fucker I will die happy

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      People are saying it’s because Elon was born intersex and the male gender affirming surgery they had rendered his pecker non-functional. People are saying this a lot.

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        Tremendous people, the best people.

      • @huppakee@lemm.ee
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        Would explain a lot

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