OhStopYellingAtMe to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 months agoI kinda do know but I'm posting this as a joke.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1278arrow-down115
arrow-up1263arrow-down1imageI kinda do know but I'm posting this as a joke.lemmy.worldOhStopYellingAtMe to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 months agomessage-square45fedilink
minus-square@mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish32•2 months agoat this point I’m expecting fediverse chick to show up at someone’s front door with a big pot of beans.
minus-square@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish9•1 month agoTo summon Nicole you have to hold it for three days, then say her name three times while holding a crock pot.
minus-square@mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish6•1 month agoeehhh… so look, I don’t have a crock pot. think a rice cooker would work in a pinch? also, hold it - it what? the rice cooker? does it have to stay plugged in? this is getting complicated
minus-square@mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish4•1 month agoI’m expecting fediverse chick to show up at someone’s front door with a big jeans of beans? There’s fucking holes in the bottom man, it’ll all fall out. jesus think these things through mate. :D
at this point I’m expecting fediverse chick to show up at someone’s front door with a big pot of beans.
To summon Nicole you have to hold it for three days, then say her name three times while holding a crock pot.
eehhh…
so look, I don’t have a crock pot.
think a rice cooker would work in a pinch?
also, hold it - it what? the rice cooker?
does it have to stay plugged in? this is getting complicated
Don’t poop for 3 days
impossimole
I think you mean jeans.
I’m expecting fediverse chick to show up at someone’s front door with a big jeans of beans?
There’s fucking holes in the bottom man, it’ll all fall out.
jesus think these things through mate.
:D