Intoxication: They’re drunk or high enough that they’re not neurologically capable of aiming; the fact that they managed to get it out of their pants at all is astonishing.
Narcissism: They’re very important assistant sales managers, talking on their phone through the whole transaction, and aren’t paying attention to what they’re peeing on; just as they don’t remove their dirty dishes from the office meeting rooms after a lunch meeting. Aren’t the help supposed to do that?
Helplessness and/or disgust: The toilet was already filthy when they came in, and they didn’t think they were making it any worse.
Peevishness: They got yelled at by a scary janitor once for sticking gum under desks.
My guesses:
Don’t forget fragile masculinity and not wanting to sit down to piss because that’s how women do it.
Oh, you’ve got a behavior there, but the wrong motivation.
I sit at home, but I don’t sit on public toilets precisely because dudes have been whizzing all over the seat.
This is the way.
Fag.
I bet you eat corn the long way.
Legit can’t understand why anyone want to sit down to pee when it can be done standing up.
As for the poor aim issue, get better.
there’s also the legendary twin stream
Could be some sort of health condition maybe? Like, they had to have a spray nozzle grafted to their urethra?
You’re forgetting misfires can happen soon after ejaculation (and probably other things).