All our servers and company laptops went down at pretty much the same time. Laptops have been bootlooping to blue screen of death. It’s all very exciting, personally, as someone not responsible for fixing it.
Apparently caused by a bad CrowdStrike update.
Edit: now being told we (who almost all generally work from home) need to come into the office Monday as they can only apply the fix in-person. We’ll see if that changes over the weekend…
Yeah my plans of going to sleep last night were thoroughly dashed as every single windows server across every datacenter I manage between two countries all cried out at the same time lmao
How many coffee cups have you drank in the last 12 hours?
I work in a data center
I lost count
What was Dracula doing in your data centre?
Because he’s Dracula. He’s twelve million years old.
THE WORMS
I work in a datacenter, but no Windows. I slept so well.
Though a couple years back some ransomware that also impacted Linux ran through, but I got to sleep well because it only bit people with easily guessed root passwords. It bit a lot of other departments at the company though.
This time even the Windows folks were spared, because CrowdStrike wasn’t the solution they infested themselves with (they use other providers, who I fully expect to screw up the same way one day).
There was a point where words lost all meaning and I think my heart was one continuous beat for a good hour.
Did you feel a great disturbance in the force?
Oh yeah I felt a great disturbance (900 alarms) in the force (Opsgenie)
How’s it going, Obi-Wan?