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@CraigOhMyEggo@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

What's the most basic thing you can't do?

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What's the most basic thing you can't do?

@CraigOhMyEggo@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago
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  • @MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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    15•1 year ago

    What happened when you tried to jump? I can’t picture this.

    • Ohbs
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      14•1 year ago

      I second the curiosity. What would it look like? Sudden crouching? Paralyzing indecision?

      • @Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee
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        13•1 year ago

        I’m picturing those seizure goats

        • @idiomaddict@feddit.de
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          7•1 year ago

          Basically

    • @idiomaddict@feddit.de
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      14•1 year ago

      I could spring from my ankles, but getting my knees involved made me mess up the timing and I got no lift.

    • @golden_zealot@lemmy.ml
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      2•1 year ago

      Forgive the audio, recommend muting, but I expect it might have been similar to this video of a woman who does not know how to jump:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1EVWeek7Kk

      • @MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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        2•1 year ago

        What in the world. Thanks, this simultaneously explains so much and so little.

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