Typical Mac user.

I guess he finally realized that a 747 really is bigger and faster that his 757.

That expression. “Don’t worry ladies, there’s enough of ol’ Skeeter to go 'round.”

Trump’s Library is vaporware. He made a lot of noise about how great it was going to be and “the best Presidential Library ever,” and grifted and conned and got donations. Still waiting for that first golden shovel to break ground.

a secret bellybutton supply

Aye, the Navel Reserve.

I’m doing so well just believing the opposite of whatever he says.

I now own a Browntooth speaker.

Apart from everything else, that’s a great headline pun.

He’s the septic skeptic.

Live, from Chicago’s famous Studebaker Theater, I’m Herringbone Winehouse sitting in for Peter Sagal on Wait Wait, Don’t Tell Me. Today’s guests have all been rounded up by ICE, so Bill Kurtis and I will exchange obscure yet witty barbs while a sad trumpet plays a downtempo version of the Wait Wait theme in a minor key.