Live, from Chicago’s famous Studebaker Theater, I’m Herringbone Winehouse sitting in for Peter Sagal on Wait Wait, Don’t Tell Me. Today’s guests have all been rounded up by ICE, so Bill Kurtis and I will exchange obscure yet witty barbs while a sad trumpet plays a downtempo version of the Wait Wait theme in a minor key.
This is Seersucker Van Zandt, and I’m asking you to go the phone…
Paisley Becker?
Yeah, that scans.
Mandala Cornell here, and you’re listening to NPR
This is Ogee Charanjit, and I’m here with Doris Kearns-Goodwin. We are discussing the unprecedented changes in presidential policy in the last 30 years.
All while set to a disco beat.
I’m Calico Morrison, and coming up next on The Delicious Dish, Pete Schweddy returns once again to give us a look at the methods his family has used to raise each pig that goes into a succulent Schweddy Wiener. So stay tuned and open your ears for Schweddy hogs, here on NPR.
First time long time here. Does Pete see the cost of Schweddy Balls going up with current market conditions for North American farmers?
Well I don’t see a lot of happy hogs in our future, caller. My balls have never been in greater danger of being trampled by government officials. Imagine all our hogs are one package, and that package is about to be shoved into a dark, dirty, stinking hole. Unless we firmly grab that package and give it some sort of twist, American farmers are going to find it increasingly difficult to raise their hogs in the coming years.
Blackwatch Cornell
Plaid Cobain
I’m Paisley Prine, up next, do podcast belong on the radio? This is NPR.
I’m Deathwatch Gershwin and we are now entering our 3 day fund raising drive.
I’m Camouflage Meatloaf… And… You’re listening to AM radio I think.
I’m Tied-dyed Garcia, and this is NPR.
Why do I feel like the music cue after that statement is this.
I’m CADPAT Guthrie and I want to remind you that the second amendment includes liberals
Herringbone Cash, at your service.
Hello, I’m Singleton Uematsu, welcome to NPR. Prepare for a major release of applause for the architect behind a truly class-ic framework, a gem of a developer: David ‘The Rails Alchemist’ Heinemeier Hansson!
What do you mean “we were not talking about software programming patterns”?
You made me look it up. Uematsu isn’t dead
Factory Marx kind of slaps
Singleton is your favorite pattern? We can’t be friends anymore
That’s fine, they can only have one instance of a friend at a time anyway.
