I’m imagining Trump standing in a shit trench, looking confused.

Yet here I am, able to restart it over and over again.

Ho… hold it. Hold it just a little longer…

She seems a lot happier next to him.

I can’t believe France has developed trains that run on biomass!

First of all, it’s not true. It’s not true that John Oliver fucked a couch. So if you have any proof that John Oliver fucked a couch stop gossiping and go right to the police with it.

You should have…

checked your posting.

Leader (possibly) of the civilizing forces

Who is that in the bottom right?

Gonna tell my grandkids that’s Becker and Borg

They lost their shit.

Those always were just code for criticizing his skin color.

Candance Owens not brain good.

He’s just mad scientists got there before Neuralink.

Blow it out your ass, literally

Computer Scientists: We can make Doom run on any device!

Bioscientists: Watch this!

bottom text? yeah, nah

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