Has John Oliver ever fucked a couch?
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he’s looking tan enough for a visit from ICE.
Googling “couch fucker” just comes up with some guy named J. D. Vance a bunch. Must be some pornstar for fetishists.
I never noticed how much his name has a m2m pornstar ring to it.

But if you ask hasjohnolivermadelovetoacouch…
But what about a latex glove inserted in between couch cushions?
First of all, it’s not true. It’s not true that John Oliver fucked a couch. So if you have any proof that John Oliver fucked a couch stop gossiping and go right to the police with it.
now idk what to think



