Christ, that is one ugly man.

Those are some Pennywise eyes!

Fucking hell. Poor animals.

Hal’s roller skating dance routine for Malcolm lives rent-free in my head.

Guys I’m concerned about Lisa

Yeah, I’m aware of all of this, haha. Appreciate it for anybody reading though.

And you’re telling me this isn’t an Onion article

Correct. That’s the consequences part.

I also have a two-for-one deal.

Well, I think if I’m shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.

Freedom of speech ≠ freedom of consequences

You could pay me to do it. I’d do it for free, as well, but payment would be appreciated.

You can each have one rotisserie chicken, as a treat.

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Good. My wife and I both had our 13-year-old accounts permanently banned with no appeals process - all because we share an IP address and they decided without evidence that we were evading bans.

Fucking morons over there running reddit.

Infantino and FIFA couldn’t even be arsed to try and hide the corruption anymore. The Trump effect in full force.

Huh I thought I’d unsubscribed from dadjokes

I used to work at Shopify. Wouldn’t recommend it.

I mean, distance yourself and your business from the communities you exist to serve and this is bound to happen.