Do they have one for head and taint?
… Why does the head have hair
Shave your nuts with a double edge razor like a real man.
You still could not pay me enough to put any electric razor near my sensitive bits, no matter how it’s advertised.
You could pay me to do it. I’d do it for free, as well, but payment would be appreciated.
To shave my balls or yours?
Well, I think if I’m shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.
Is that per ball?
I also have a two-for-one deal.
Now that’s the entrepreneurial spirit! You’ve got yourself a deal.
who is nick
payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion
You’ll want to have an asterisk on that statement, otherwise you’ll end up with unsatisfied customers and annoying questions from the pigs.
I picture a very weird barbershop opening up
It’s fine. Got two Philips OneBlade for free when they were doing promotions in bars about a decade ago, and they’ve served me well for both face and groin.
I really like the oneblade. The main issue with them is that they fling the hairs everywhere 😭
I’ll be honest, I have something like this and it’s convenient.
I’m not brave enough to rub it directly against such sensitive skin, but it’s still useful for curbing down excess overgrowth, which makes close-fitting clothing more tolerable.
And, it’s water-washable, so I’ll put it through some of that before using it elsewhere. Your hands have been to both extremes before.
I never take it to the pavement, since that’s itch city, but a regular hair trimmer with the 1/2 guard has sufficient for me.
