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I care. They’re stealing public water and energy to do it.

Have some more sloppy joes. I made 'em extra sloppy for yous. I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy.

Thumb drive.

Podcaster

Like Yoda we should talk. Easier, it would be.

How long are those drums good for? I wouldn’t count on anything staying leakproof for a hundred years, let alone thousands.

Nuclear waste is pretty bad and incredibly expensive to store. That storage also needs to be maintained for the entire time it’s stored. Burying it is not enough, that will contaminate the water somewhere. Not to mention the upkeep on nuclear plants is very expensive and even then they only have a lifespan of 5 decades. Plus, it only takes one disaster for a meltdown. That said, these are problems that could be addressed and mitigated and in some areas it makes sense.

I ain’t waiting and I ain’t using gloves.

I did not resort to swearing or insulting you. I’ve said all I meant to say and now I think I’m done talking to you.

Being fat is objectively unhealthy and in fact a chronic disease. It brings with it high blood pressure, chronic fatigue, higher mortality rates in younger people, diabetes, higher rates of heart disease, blood clots, arthritis, strokes, poor sleep, and a hundred other things. And it’s in fact a chronic disease that can be cured. Without drugs.

There’s a reason the first thing they do at a doctor’s office is weigh you. It’s a simple metric that is a strong predictor of overall health.

I’m not saying this as an indictment against fat people. I’m not saying it’s okay to fat shame. I’m saying this as a simple fact that being fat is unhealthy and has real consequences. I am also saying it is morally wrong to say it’s okay being fat. Saying being fat is okay teaches people that health does not matter and they go on to live shorter more painful lives.

I don’t think I’m smarter than you. I think you’re over thinking this.

I really enjoyed The Legend of Eli Monpress series, though it’s not pop culture.

“Liberals have used ageism, ableism, queerohobia and transphobia, racism, and yes, fatphobia” One of these things is not like the others. One of these things doesn’t belong. You’re up in arms about the one thing a person can help. Fatness is curable. It can be done without drugs even.

I don’t particularly care for fat shaming myself. I’m classified as obese and struggle with compulsive eating the same as anyone, but you’ll never see me endorse a fat pride parade the same as a gay pride parade. Being fat is physically and mentally unhealthy and should not be promoted. Being body positive is good, being fat positive is not.

But we could probably all agree that it’s okay to shame ICE for being stupid evil assholes.

I miss the days of a much slower, unreliable and sparsely populated internet. That’s when it was its best.

Your ideas aren’t original anyway. For every script that makes it to production, there’s another 1000 in the rejection pile that have the same basic story and probably a lot of similar dialog and jokes.

How does a first time chef ensure someone along the way doesn’t rip off their cheeseburger recipe?

The super-dimensional beings that wrote the chicken script came first.

I salute you. Few are those who take the time to find appropriate word for the meaning.