When the few scattered survivors of our upcoming nuclear winter emerge and rebuild society, posts like these will be used in textbooks to prove we had it coming.
And they won’t be wrong
Dude, I’m so geeked out about the digital archaeology that will take place in the post-apocalyptic civilizational reboot.
I wish I could be alive to see it, but the best I can do is start hoarding data now so that whoever finds it centuries from now will thank the nameless individual who preserved that one sliver of human knowledge for posterity…
I have some weird shit I got from 4chan about 15 years ago. I wonder what they’ll make of that.
What’s even better is that hot dog payment plans create jobs when they hire people to retrieve the hot dogs from people who default on their payments.
Hot dog repo man is my new dream career
You can have it back. You just have to wait. And wear gloves.
I ain’t waiting and I ain’t using gloves.
I just picture you grinding up people into hot dogs. Like not all of them, just enough to make a replacement hotdog. Then the system continues.
I see a promising future in glizzy logistics
Pound of flesh?
They can pry my weiner from my cold, dead hands. Because that’s likely how I’ll actually die. Weiner-in-hands.
I agree.
They can pry your weiner out of my cold, dead hands too.
Think of the resell value
If a bunch of people did this would it bankrupt the bnpl people because of how miniscule the payments are?
No usually the payment has the interest build in. The way klarna and other interest free services make money is they charge a fee to the merchant. Otherwise saying they wouldn’t have gotten the sale if not for klarna so they take a 6% fee
Lets give inflation some steroids!!
They’d just charge some fee and call it processing or some shid
Convenience fee !!
Your first step to rebuilding your credit score!
Im still paying off my cam whore session just 500 dollar bi weekly payments for the next 9 years
They charged you to be a cam whore?
But at least you feel less lonely now!
A little hack I found about Costco is when I let my membership lapse and you don’t go for a bit try and wait 3 months if you can because if you pay before then the membership expires on the same date as it originally did, but if you wait 3 months it will have the new date to expire on saving you up to 2 extra months.
huh. I will need to check this, because that’s some obvious scam bullshit. thank you for the notice
AliExpress has that too:
This feels like boring dystopia
Sadly, I’d say this is me right now , except I can afford payments 2 and 3.
Creditmaxing
Wow you have enough mo ey left over to eat 3 more hot dogs per day!
