ellesper

It’s like calling the Wonder Pets to save the day but they show up and instead of a dog that lost its toy it’s the fucking apocalypse

The microchips aren’t edible because they want you to eat them. They’re edible because they know some idiot eventually will eat one.

Well, no. Unlike the blockchain, decentralized platforms aren’t snake oil.

Bitwarden gets my vote.

I just don’t subscribe to those communities and that seems to work well enough. When I don’t want to see it, I sort by subscribed. If I’m in the mood for memes or shitposts, I sort by all.

No, not so far

for sure! you can find my music here: https://soundcloud.com/ellesper

and yes I technically have a matrix account but I don’t really use it

Hello! Been producing music in FL Studio for nearly 15 years. I make electronic and hip hop, coincidentally

and not even a good one!

Bees couldn’t care less about you unless you’re threatening them. I constantly have bees in my garden and we can peacefully coexist. Fuck wasps though.