And offer them that sweet fresh-out-of-college salary

I have, for a long time, used the phrase “speaking of segues” to change the subject in a conversation.

Technically tips were originally given upfront to ensure good service, not after the fact.

Hey GreyTechnician, are you a good bot or an evil bot?

Vacula. Because he sucks your… dust.

You know what they say, “I before V, except after C”. (Or something like that.)