Hey Evangelical Zionists, Israel just attacked a Christmas celebration. The IDF just forcibly dispersed a group of Christians who were practicing their religion. This is outrageous, right?
We were outraged when the anti-Christian violence in Nigeria was brought up recently, so surely we are livid about this, right?
We should condemn Israel’s actions in the strongest possible terms, right? Sanctions might even be in order!
The White House needs to get out in front of this, to show our steadfast support of protecting Christian’s worldwide. The anti-Christian violence in the Middle East, committed by the Israeli state, must stop!
Evangelical Zionists would have kicked out Mary and Joseph out of that manger cause they were poor brown immigrants.
It is not often that I legitimately believe im reading an onion headline only to find it is explicitly not the onion. Oof.
Barista: Happy Holidays!
MAGA: the left will stop at nothing to destroy Christmas
Israel: literally arrests Santa*
MAGA: …
There is evil and then there is comic book evil. I guess they go for both.
FFS, I was joking about this last night.
Israel is the enemy all that is good and nice.
The Grinch got nothing on Israel
