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Take a shit at work and get part of the surplus value back
Welp, my foot is asleep and the automatic lights are off. Time to get up.
Oh man, I hate the motion sensors so much, when they’re outside the booths.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time.
Obligatory Rodney Munch:
Me in home office changing my status to red because a coworker wants something and I’m actually still in bed and listening to the radio
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