Well, shit.

A real glizzy gladiator!

So, the joke is just paedophilia?

Edit: Okay so according to the comment below “Elementary, my dear Watson” is his catch phrase. hence, the joke. Thanks for clearing that up Famko.

I mean, what sort of a psychopath do you have to be to give a single fuck about working in manufacturing?

as a customer?

No, no, as her supervisor.

Must a be one hell of a coffee.

And how’s that going for ya?

But I’m not in a relationship?

Thank you! That was very thorough and clear.

Gothmog

You mean this guy?

Damn, that’s without a doubt a perfect synopsis of what’s going on here. Seriously, I’m impressed.

“What difference would the answer make?”

If the answer is: “Yes, it’s very important.” Then I know what to improve. If the answer is something along the lines of: “The important part is the connection between the two parties.” Then I don’t know what to do, to be honest.

Romantic/sexual banter.

I get the whole “Just the be yourself” message. But right now things just aren’t moving. Like, at all. And I do have plenty of hobbies. Even meeting women is genuinely not a problem for me. So I’m kind of stuck between the being myself and changing strategies. To be honest with you. If being myself means I don’t ever find someone, which over the years have quite clearly proven to be the case. Then I say: “Fuck being myself.”

True. But in my experience, people tend to engage a little better in the conversation if it feels more natural.

I will, but I only see her about twice a week.

Nice! That ought to work. Thank you!

See? Bill Gates is one of us! /s

Yeah :D

They harder they are, the better they fit.

Cool, so all you guys need to do is find a girlfriend. 😀👍