The funniest ones are when there’s like 20 shouting at first, but gradually they let it go and move on until there just 2 people left on thread abusing each other .
That’s why I love smartphones, I can argue myself to sleep in bed
You can’t even tell what they’re arguing about until around 200 replies in.
Let’s have an argument. We’ll know what it’s about when we get there. I’ll start:
Hard disagree!!!
PERSONAL ATTACK AFTER DIGGING THROUGH YOUR PROFILE.
*Nonsensical statement involving plankton*
Exactly as not described
Well, actually it is.
What a sorry excuse for an argument.
I can’t even find the words for how incredibly supercalifragilisticexpialidociously stupid that sounds when I take your lack of argument into consideration
I can’t even find the words […]
That seems to be constant with you, doesn’t it?
[…] supercalifragilisticexpialidociously […]
Try to leave your childhood trauma out of this, and we might be able to turn this trainwreck of a discussion into something productive.
[…] your lack of argument […]
Right. It is so obvious from the context that you haven’t even considered the effects that stabilizing the eel population in the Caucasus could have on achieving world peace.
Scientists saying empty space not really being empty doesn’t lend your argumentative vacuum any substance.
So often do I see people starting their comment with some variation of that or “you’re wrong!” But then they basically agree with that the other was saying. People just want to shout and be angry and dominant and not even really reading what the other one is saying.
So often do I see people starting their comment with some variation of that or “you’re wrong!”
Proof? Pictures or it didn’t happen.
But then they basically agree […]
I still disagree.
[…] with that the other was saying.
Yah, I’m certainly not saying what you’re saying, buddy.
People just want to shout […]
Who’s shouting? Lots of unfounded claims here …
[…] and be angry […]
Well, you’re starting to make me angry.
[…] and dominant […]
I am. And I’m not sorry.
Is this your first internet argument, kid?
PTSD intensifies
Try to stay on the topic.
Anyone up to argue about something stupid?
You fight like a dairy farmer!
I’ve met a dairy farmer, that mfer could KO a brick wall.
I give up.
Last time I got into a fight with a dairy farmer I ended up in a coma for 37 days and when I woke up whenever I tried to move my fingers my toes wiggled instead.
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
Burger King microwaves their burgers to melt the cheese and their chicken tastes like grade F pigeon meat
I worked at Burger King 8 years ago, we only microwaved one burger. That’s the veggie burger, that thing was the worst. All the rest though, you generally don’t have to microwave because it’s kept pretty warm in the heating thing.
Also, pigeons are basically the chicken of the sky. And it keeps the local pigeon population down so really a win win 🤷
Some people really can eat anything
This sounds like the ramblings of a rich kid who doesn’t appreciate the taste of a pigeon. Tell me, how is it to be born with a silver spoon in your mouth?
Sorry, I don’t own a pair of socks with holes in them to use as gloves to eat the damn bird properly. Tell me, how is it to be born with a plastic spoon in your mouth?
At least they haven’t been hit by shrinkflation nearly as bad as the hockey puck big mac
Well, depends on your definition of stupid. What’s something stupid according to you?!
your mom
But my IQ is probably less than my mom’s. So haa, who’s the stupid one now!
Congrats, you discovered you can make screenshots. Bravo 😂
It’s spelled argument
HOW DARE YOU CORRECT OPS TITLE YOU MOTHERFUCKER ILL KILL YOU
It makes me happy knowing that people had a sense of humor in medieval times. I want a print of that full painting.
I argue with people on the Internet so that my partner gets less of my batshit crazy.
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An argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.
