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Track_Shovel to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago

Ball mill them first, for best results

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Ball mill them first, for best results

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Track_Shovel to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • Tb0n3
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    34•2 years ago

    You keep talking but never do anything.

    • Track_ShovelOP
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      21•2 years ago

      So what you’re saying is I’m all chatter, no splatter?

      • Johanno
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        11•2 years ago

        If only someone would always post the location of billionares and their planes and yachts

        • @bi_tux@lemmy.world
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          6•2 years ago

          I mean how am I supposed to capture a flying jet?

          • Johanno
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            8•2 years ago

            There are ways XD

          • @knorke3@lemm.ee
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            5•2 years ago

            may i introduce to you: handheld guided surface-to-air missiles

          • @CADmonkey@lemmy.world
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            3•2 years ago

            A hobby drone carrying a few feet of steel cable flown into the engine intakes as it takes off or lands?

  • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    30•2 years ago

    It’s not just natural and compostable - it’s incredibly and unimaginably eco friendly, super carbon negative, has positive effects on people’s lives, and morally such a positive yearly habit (/ritual/tradition) that instantly cures depression & guarantees the best afterlife (or no afterlife for those who had enough).

  • Track_ShovelOP
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    26•2 years ago

    Real talk though, bonemeal is high in phosphorus, a plant macronutrient. I do not actually suggest using human bones

    • @demonquark@lemmy.world
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      18•2 years ago

      Is there really no downsides to eating the rich?

      • @ArcticLynx@feddit.de
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        9•2 years ago

        plastic is unhealthy to eat

      • @rockSlayer@lemmy.world
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        7•2 years ago

        The meat might be tender, but if they’re US billionaires they’ll likely have abnormally high salt content. Just something to be aware if you have high cholesterol

      • @Gamey@feddit.de
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        3•2 years ago

        Humanity might actually survive climate change, depending on your viewpoint that could probably be a negative!

      • @huge_clock@lemmy.world
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        2•2 years ago

        Eat the rich -> you be one the next richest -> get eaten

    • @SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world
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      8•2 years ago

      And it grows saplings instantly

    • @ubermeisters@lemmy.world
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      • Track_ShovelOP
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        Yeah, but it eventually becomes bioavailable

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          • Track_ShovelOP
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            4•2 years ago

            K

            • @ubermeisters@lemmy.world
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              • Track_ShovelOP
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                4•2 years ago

                Really though. The article I link to shows it’s uptake in plants and improvement in soil available P

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    • ivanafterall
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      6•2 years ago

      You’re sending really mixed signals.

      • Track_ShovelOP
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        12•2 years ago

        I just really like soil amendments. And mixed signals.

        • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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          3•2 years ago

          But not mixed amendments and soil signals? Just checking.

    • @Gamey@feddit.de
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      2•2 years ago

      Just imagine how much CO2 will never get released if you plant a tree with rich peoples bones!

    • @CADmonkey@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      All this talk of eating the rich, when we should really use the rich as fertilizer. This has the side benefit of allowing one to include their vegan or vegetarian friends.

  • @Gamey@feddit.de
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    9•2 years ago

    Can I exchange them for carbon credits? A single one is probably better than quute a huge forrest!

    • @Gamey@feddit.de
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      5•2 years ago

      Asking for a friend!

  • @robocall@lemmy.world
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    9•2 years ago

    this is great. but shouldn’t we also fix the system that allows billionaires to exist?

  • Semperverus
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    6•2 years ago

    One thing I’ve always wondered is why people keep parroting “eat the rich” and say they actually mean it when you ask, but not a single story about someone actually doing it comes up. When is someone going to actually follow through?

    • @bi_tux@lemmy.world
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      6•2 years ago

      They taste like fossil fuels, I don’t recommend it tbh

    • @Gabu@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      They taste horrible is the issue

    • @apolo399@lemmy.world
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      I don’t know if you want a serious answer but here you go: it has to be something done in massive numbers to shift the power balance towards the people and away from the billionaires, else it’s just an individual killing a poor father of three or whatever sob story they’d like to tell that happened to be a CEO

    • @Gamey@feddit.de
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      Tell me you would seriously eat that! elon-musk-69

    • Track_ShovelOP
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      https://media.tenor.com/Ly9YKwUWi4AAAAAM/hannibal-lecter.gif

      • @Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works
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        3•2 years ago

        Fpfpfpfpf

    • @Blapoo@lemmy.ml
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      When tax reform is passed to remove caps and tax stock buybacks aggressively.

      So never

  • @HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works
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    5•2 years ago

    You’re gonna have to dive really deep to recover said natural bones

  • @The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    *biodegradeble ecofriendly natural halloween decoration

  • @daftantimony@lemm.ee
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    4•2 years ago

    Any tips for removing the meat and bleaching the bones?

    • Captain Aggravated
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      6•2 years ago

      Step 1: make them mine for coal until they stop moving.

    • @KillAllPoorPeople@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      Leave it out for a few days and let the coyotes have at it.

    • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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      https://youtube.com/@AntsCanada?si=EeI-P544hSHuWbw8

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  • @icepuncher69@sh.itjust.works
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    I whant to upvote but we are a t 420 upvotes and i dont whant to be a party pooper

  • Sagrotan
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    2•2 years ago

    Lots of politicians out there free to use too.

  • @TheGreatePickle@lemmy.world
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    1•2 years ago

    Based

  • z3rOR0ne
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    0•2 years ago

    I get so distracted whenever the subject of bones comes up.

  • @cybermass@lemmy.ca
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    0•2 years ago

    Let’s hear them out

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