I like napping
What is PSL
Pumpkin spice latte
💀💀💀
Pumpkin spice lasagna
I prefer this reply.
Pickled squid lemonade
No hot chocolate is a gross omission.
I agree. Hot chocolate is the best.
Hot chocolate drinkers
- happy and confident
- not defined by a list
- happy for everyone else that feels represented
Yerba mate
- night owl in a morning people world
- grumpy [S. Cone or Syria] | hipster [elsewhere]
- caffeine addict in denial
There’s no denial about the caffeine addiction, we want all the caffeine, without the galloping heart and the rollercoaster ride trying to keep the correct caffeine level.
- Brazilian 🇧🇷🤷
By “Southern Cone” I’m including PR/SC/RS/MS. It fits with “grumpy people”.
(Although technically MS, half PR and Paraguay would be in a third category - “overheated, needs a chill drink”)
White can Monster. Where is?
You’re dead before 35.
dear god I hope so
I think that means I’m immortal!
You might be trans. Or you have kidney stones, or both. Probably both.
It’s definitely one and/or the other.
Okay but where is the unexpected tattoo?
looks down on myself
WTF, that was unexpected.
milk
Sidenote tho black coffee is fucking tasty as shit ok
We get it, you don’t take prisoners.
I like my coffee like I like my soul
I like my coffee like I like my women
Without someone else’s dick in it.
Where’the chocky milk?
Tea people are definitely more cat people than dog people, but otherwise pretty accurate
Lipton english breakfast = dog person
Single estate darjeeling = cat person
Jasmine tea = fire nation spy
Death before decaf sounds about right for me.
Caf before decaf. More coffee for me.
Yeh I’d never give up caffeine by doing something silly like dying.
How about Yerba Maté?
No thanks, mate.
Only ever met one person who had YM as part of their morning routine. Recovering alcoholic pilot, doing his best to adjust to a slower life. He wanted nothing more than to go on a weeks-long solo hikes up a mountain. And gardened.
And so that’s what I always picture for Yerba Mate drinkers.
Hell yeah! Straight outta that gourd all night long because TANGO DANCIN’ DOES NOT STOP
This is the only caffeinated drink I still regularly drink, I’m pretty sure. One before my martial arts class is just enough of a perk to help me remember what I learn.
GIVE ME CAFFEINE OR GIVE ME DEATH!
I’m a Black Coffee girlie IRL, but in this the PSL definitely describes me better.
I can fix Astarion. I swear it!
What is PSL? Sounds like magic mushroom coffee
What’s PSL?
Where’s coffee with sugar and milk? I feel invisible 🥺
If it’s a Double Double, then:
- Canadian
- blue collar
- commutes to work
I do black but decaf. What would that mean?
Psychotic masochist?
That the end is nigh.
You’re on the road to water!
(or an ex smoker)
TIL people are putting butter and coconut oil in their coffee. What even?
Used to drink it when I was on the Keto diet. Honestly really enjoyed it, blended up and all… but it isn’t for everyone.
Maybe they need the laxative affects?