• ivanafterall
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    1072 years ago

    They burned this stuff to power giant steam engines and we’re supposed to believe it’s totally healthy!?

  • @merc@sh.itjust.works
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    People worry about microplastics getting everywhere, but what about dihydrogen monoxide? Nearly every autopsy shows that the victim had huge quantities of dihydrogen monoxide in their system.

    Some people claim it’s safe, but if it’s so safe, why is it so critical that it not be allowed near electrical appliances and electronics?

    And, nobody mentions how incredibly addictive it is. Virtually every person who starts taking dihydrogen monoxide is unable to quit and has to keep taking it for their entire lives. Anybody who goes cold turkey dies within days.

      • @PeWu@lemmy.ml
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        52 years ago

        It’s really creepy. We should make a move to stop dihydrogen monoxide being interfering with our lives!

        • @phar@lemmy.ml
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          32 years ago

          We could take it from people’s lives and environment, then bottle it and sell it back to them!

    • @NotSpez@lemm.ee
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      112 years ago

      I heard it can be used as an ingredient of stuff handed to children on Halloween! Think of the children!!

    • FancyLad
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      72 years ago

      Truly, DHMO is the Devil’s plaything. It’s worse than fentanyl!

    • I didn’t even know they tested for DHMO. I thought it was something they noticed was so prevalent at autopsy, they just assumed it was naturally present. It’s nice to see the awareness efforts have not been all for not.

    • @Bene7rddso@feddit.de
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      Even worse, many people are addicted already at birth because their mother was addicted and had to keep taking it during pregnancy

    • Safe?! I live in a country with low awareness, although the rivers are full of it. Every time i take a shower i look literally like bleached afterwards!

  • uphillbothways
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    Dihydrogen monoxide isn’t a good name for water, especially in this context. Hydroxic acid or hydrogen hydroxide make much more sense.
    Water only splits into O2 and H2 under electrolysis, not due to acid/base chemistry. You have to be actively adding electrons. In solution, it dissociates into ion states as protons H+ and hydroxide OH-.

    • @Eheran@lemmy.world
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      82 years ago

      Hydroxic acid sounds more terrible in this context, yes. But what does that have to do with possible reactions of H2O?

      • uphillbothways
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        https://wiki.c2.com/?HydrogenHydroxide

        Hydrogen Hydroxide
        Water.
        Specifically, water reacting as a base. When reacting as an acid its systematic name is Hydroxic Acid.
        Oddly enough, water can be considered a molecule (H2O), or an ion group (H+ and OH-). Once I got that through my skull, the whole acid/base mess got much clearer.

    • NielsBohron
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      82 years ago

      Hydroxic acid hydrohydroxic acid

      If the anion ends in “ide”, the acid name is hydro___ic acid. So hydroxide becomes hydrohydroxic acid.

      Source: I teach chemistry.

        • NielsBohron
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          Well, my grad school research used quantum mechanical calculations to predict physical properties of chemicals, so it fits for me ;)

          Plus, as long as I have to teach first years the Bohr model, I figure chemistry can claim him as an honorary chemist. After all, what is chemistry but applied physics? Relevant xkcd: “Purity of the field”

  • Queen HawlSera
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    Many drowning victims were found to have copious amount of dihydrogen monoxide in their lungs

    • @HumbertTetere@feddit.de
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      Not just drowning victims. Many freshly dead persons will have Dihydrogen Monoxide in their system, including but not limited to their lungs. They try to keep it a secret. Doctors will usually not write it down outside of the mentioned drowning.

      If the body decays, that’s a strong sign the person had the substance inside it at the time of death.

        • @InputZero@lemmy.ml
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          Big dihydrogen monoxide. Private dihydrogen monoxide companies made approx. $303 billion globally in 2022. This number doesn’t include governments selling this stuff too. No one tells you that on the low end this stuff kills 300,000 + people a year globally. Look-up in Google “HOH chemical”, and you’ll learn everything you need to know about dihydrogen monoxide.

  • Margot Robbie
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    352 years ago

    I like how on Lemmy people just write entire essays in the comment sections of memes.

    • Hot Saucerman
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      I like it, too. It feels like there’s actual thoughtfulness amongst the shitposting.

      • Margot Robbie
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        I guess that’s kind of the reason why ELI5 never took off here. People just explain things throughly in normal comments.

  • MxM111
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    It is also a base! It’s fucked up that much!

  • @catherine_fish@lemm.ee
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    222 years ago

    And for years it’s literally falling from the sky. Why government allow it ? I’ve made my research and it’s seems chemtrails are actually made of dihydrogen monoxide!

  • @MrSilkworm@lemm.ee
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    162 years ago

    People: You should drink at least 2 lt of dihydrogen monoxid daily. Me: Are you stupid? Fish fuck in it!

  • ZILtoid1991
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    142 years ago

    Wait until you hear about sodium chloride, which is being put into our food, and is made out of a highly explosive material and a poisonous gas.