Need to start launching from Australia at this rate. Maybe then they’ll show up in the correct vertical orientation.

Everyone knows the appropriate solution is drying the device in your microwave.
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Really seems like it’s all become so carefully curated and commoditized that the personality and rough edges and accidents that made any of it noteworthy have been hewn away. American culture is populated by what might as well be walking, talking avatars designed solely to billboard for Disney and Nestle and a few big corporate interests. But, wtf do I know. Maybe I’m just too old for this shit.

Isn’t there still one in California or’d they turn it into spiderman or something?

Bold move assuming we all want to exist.

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If any of those “freely provided resources” can identify you, they’re gonna tell hr about it, who will then find a way to fire you before your problems become their problems. That’s the “early intervention” corporations are paying those services to provide.

Just leave. They’re probably listening to you while trying to remain motionless because they can’t stand people in the morning. Go home. Break the silent stale mate.

But can they make you want to save the marriage in the first place?

That’s payment for a second piece of pastry. Failure to complete the transaction will result in your status being marked contemptible by the Crow Commerce Coalition. Appropriate sanctions and penalties will apply. They’re gonna follow you home, tell their friends and track your vehicle. They’ll probably harass your kids. Crow clan ain’t nothing to fuck with.

@RemindMe 3 years

Thousands more people to join the growing protests.

Didn’t have kids. Volunteer at local parks working on specialist plants. Look forward to not waking up one day.

Hoarding wealth in greater quantities than you could ever use in order to have power over others desperate to just survive is abusive to start with. They’re probably exposed to other people with all variants of abusive tendencies and trained to believe they are better than and deserving of the suffering of others. Being raised in that environment will definitely encourage a much higher proportion of other abusive behaviors.

A church that believes in drinking blood as a part of their sacrament calling civilian deaths a ‘harvest’ is sure an interesting look.
I mean the IDF is fucked and the situation they’ve caused in Gaza is a humanitarian catastrophe. But, this feels like he’s whining that someone else’s blood god is stealing all the blood.

Can’t even tell they’re in there by the time they’re done. Plus, the skin has more protein and nutrients than the rest of the potato. All the stuff that’s good for you is in the skin. Whole point of this recipe is you can eat them without knowing they’re even there.

He’s got no assets to seize (already seized the western assets he could) and his diplomats are a fucking liability snapping photos of our lawmakers with hookers and drugs.

His threats sound more like favors. It’s like he’s asking countries to take Russian assets and offering free blowies along with.

Boil in chunks with the skin still on. Drain and mash immediately while still way too hot with a hand masher, butter and raw egg. Stir in grated cheese and bake for 20 minutes at like 325-350.

I exclusively pray to the god of the sentient beings running our simulation for truly we are but a part of their intelligent design. 👀

Stage little war scenes and bespoke towns with your menagerie. Douse them in lighter fluid and video record it while you burn them down like an 8 year old with army men.