“You know, like a liar…?”

• John Mulaney

Sauron suddenly claims he’s on team Rohan after the flooding of Isengard

His politics are actually really weird and this isn’t that abnormal for him. He’s without a doubt a fascist but he’s claimed to be a communist for years while describing his views as the most techno-feudalist fever dream you could come up with

Highly recommend reading his wikipedia page

I’m a bit of a progressive myself

Doesn’t nearly everyone think of their own opinions as progressive? Is progress not something we generally consider a positive thing, culturally? So this is a somewhat meaningless story.

Temu Taika Waititi lookin ass

Hey Alex, perhaps you’ve heard this phrase before…

We do not forgive. We do not forget.

Not not the onion. Typical billionaire bullshit

So he’s taking a page out of the Democratic playbook?