No more Tim Apple, he is now TimVidia
Every single 2%#^ing day, a new “dumbest fucking thing ever”. I’m so tired, boss.
Wait, did he actually use his name, or still call him Tim Apple?
I’m a bit hard of hearing: Could he repeat that from a jail cell?
Not surprising, trump is stupid enough to think he can appoint CEO’s to corporations.
But wouldn’t that be wild?! If he could and it happens, is that a great open for investigations for corruption? Also show Tim Apple’s character too.
I’m not holding my breath on that outcome.
he’s done many other extremely corrupt things and nobody investigated him, especially not in the second term
That’s true. If it happens, let’s see what how these newly elected officials do. Sadly they’re off on a bad start.
They haven’t even started yet, and won’t until January. So we will find out then
He will ask dana white next
Oooh, I know! What if Musk took over nVidia?
Wow, I didn’t even know NVIDIA CEO was a government position.
Ok but… that’s like- not your decision???
Why does he think he has a say in this?
Fascism.
I bet donald trump wants tim cook to run nvidia because he’s gay and thinks china doesn’t have gay spies
Who cares what some senile, stupid person calls for? Maybe Dana White should run Nvidia now?
The guy only remembers like 7 people now.
Right? Was he just in the room with Tim Cook? Bruh doesnʻt have object permanence.
Guess he remembered the piece of junk on a gold-plated turd that Cook gifted to him, and which any janitor at Apple would throw away.
:looks at desk, reads first thing he sees:
No, he was in a room with Tim Apple. I think Mr. Apple suggested Tim Cook to him, though.
Jensen Huang already was once of the corrupted ones (I bet this affair was a blackmail, trump knew and didn’t act) a new guy would require again to find someone new (and might possibly have nothing). Tim Apple is already corrupted and trump thought renaming from Tim Apple to Tim Superintelligence might be a massive upgrade.
You’re a little behind, he’s now outed with three different mistresses (as of a few hours ago).
So far…
Why I’m not surprised.
Though someone who had 2 is unlikely to stop there.
He only remembers the ones that donated to his ballroom
I wonder if it is a single person changing his diaper, or if they rotate
Who happen to be the same people who contributed money to his inauguration.
…and one guy just because he gave him a gold plated iPhone.
He only knows like three people’s names doesn’t he?
He knows Tim Apple very well.
Since when does the US president select the CEOs of major corporations?
Since Amerikkka went full fascist.
Uhhhhhh cough
Yeah about that…
Chuckles… if Trump is recommending someone, they must be a solid candidate for the role
If they went full fascist, why they still holding open elections buddy
Isn’t the US government the #1 shareholder of Intel now? Perhaps he forgot which company he partially nationalized
Sounds like socialism, some sort of american national socialism. /s
He can only remember so many names, and that number is two. It probably took him the entirety of his first term to remember how to read Jensen Huang from the teleprompter. It’s unrealistic to expect he’ll remember someone new.
You got it backwards, major corporations control the US president.
