Is this like… a thing? Is it really? Like a neck shot is now called a Kirk shot? Like, I don’t hate it ¯_(ツ)_/¯

“Twenty percent off for a limited time.” sniff. Buy three get the fourth for the low low price of only $5.99." breaks down weeping.
I wonder if this is exactly why they chose this product, its actually good SEO in theory. Countrywide, if not worldwide, awareness that kirk was shot, people typing kirk shot for more info, (kirkshot)sauce is one of the first things that comes up, or at least fairly high up the rankings. Horrendous, but functional.
Hey man nice shot.
I bet this is like drinking the blood of jesus for some people.
American ‘hot sauce’
It’s just vinegar though innit?
Blech, I hate vinegar sauces. Frank’s Red Hot smells like the water that comes out of a dumpster. Any of the similar ones are all nasty. 90% vinegar, tiny bit of red pepper.
Cholula is a little bit on the vinegar side, but at least the extra spicy has more chili in it. I don’t need to nuke my tongue, I just want a little kick of pepper on the taco.
One of those upside down ketchup bottles, but shaped like his head so it pours out his neck
🎵 we eat charlie kiiiiirk ^TM 🎵
🎵 our anus caaaries the flaaaaame 🎵
https://soundcloud.com/user-205447615/we-are-charlie-kirk-frga
My fav mix so fa
You are not getting away with Data using a contraction just because it’s a shitpost!
I don’t think possession is a contraction
The hosts of I’ve Had It Podcast are getting cancelled because they laughed too hard at a Charlie Kirk joke.
“cancelled”.
By who?
Maga aren’t their audience to begin with.
The rest of us don’t care.
Data was in TNG, Kirk in TOS, know the difference

He was one of the few who recognised the genozide







