Definitely not born today. So young and already a liar, you don’t need advice, you’ll do just fine.

Buy a home now, it won’t get any cheaper.

bro ain’t born today.

Sadly, there’s a lot of countries where the tip is gone

Passive income, form your brand today, get a job, start saving money now, retain your seamen, don’t skip leg day, and you’ll be more productive if you sleep less… You can sleep when you’re dead (brought to you by Bulletproof Coffee).

Start grinding skills NOW!

By age 3, if you want long term success, have at least the following skills:

• Neck Holding 100

• Speech 80

• Nap-ability 100

• Allergy resistance 75

• Object permanence 95

Also the following attributes, though they can be RNG:

• Curious

• Vaccinated

• Rich (Heavy RNG)

• Loved

• Conventionally Attractive

Well? Get to it.

Keep that chipper attitude my friend you’re gonna fucken need it

Quick, get back in there while you can! It’s not too late!

Don’t take these titty-sucking, pants-shitting years for granted

Change server, this one needs a wipe

Go back.

• bag it before you tag it
• don’t stick your dick in bump uglies with crazy
• if they’re a 10 and you’re a 2, something’s up
• ya don’t have to train like you’re going to the olympics, but stay reasonably active and eat decently and that will lower your odds of type 2 diabetes
• the perfect is the enemy of the good enough, and learn when you need each
• don’t ever try cocaine, heroin, or meth. the world ain’t gonna end if you partake of the grass in a responsible manner, but don’t ever try anything harder.
• learn from your mistakes, and learn from other peoples mistakes too
• don’t go to parties with metal detectors. sure, it feels safe inside. but what about all them brothas waitin outside with guns? they know you ain’t got one!

Sorry, it’s too late. You needed to start training 9 months ago to become a successful pianist.

See if you can go back. It’s awful out here.