Passive income, form your brand today, get a job, start saving money now, retain your seamen, don’t skip leg day, and you’ll be more productive if you sleep less… You can sleep when you’re dead (brought to you by Bulletproof Coffee).
seamen 🛥🌊
See? Men! 👨👨👀
Batch prep snail muffins. Listen to dude bro podcast. Keep a notebook on how much your turds weigh.
Sorry, it’s too late. You needed to start training 9 months ago to become a successful pianist.
That’s your first mistake right over here
Definitely not born today. So young and already a liar, you don’t need advice, you’ll do just fine.
He has a fine future in politics.
Secure your water.
Thanks Stilgar.
people did this without instructions for a long time and so can you.
Start grinding skills NOW!
By age 3, if you want long term success, have at least the following skills:
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Neck Holding 100
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Speech 80
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Nap-ability 100
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Allergy resistance 75
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Object permanence 95
Also the following attributes, though they can be RNG:
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Curious
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Vaccinated
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Rich (Heavy RNG)
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Loved
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Conventionally Attractive
Well? Get to it.
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Buy a home now, it won’t get any cheaper.
“Buy land, they’re not making it anymore.”
― Mark Twain
See if you can go back. It’s awful out here.
Go back.
Don’t take these titty-sucking, pants-shitting years for granted
If you’re on the internet it’s already too late for you.
bro ain’t born today.
Ok, I lied. I was born last week, sorry I’m a bit shy about my age. I haven’t solved differential equations yet.
I was thinking the same thing. Had 2, neither looked this awake or alert on day 1. Eyes barely open at all and really red.
Still sleepin and all newby ruby after a whole day? In this economy?
GL bro, they sound like duds.
r/lies foiled again
You seem to have not rolled into the nobility class. So you’ll be debuffed with the poor status.
