But did he add powdered milk to it to get more milk per milk?
Could have just bought Original Bulgarian Miak.
stuff is pretty powerful.
Wouldn’t it be just fat?
We call it butter
I like powdered butter on my powdered toast, man.
He’s pretty clearly drinking 100% milk
Yeah, he’s drinking butter.
No, fat isn’t milk.
Not with that attitude
look at op, likes to drink white water (it’s what us dairy folk call skim)
Basically, id imagine it would just be like regular butter, no water and all the milk solids that would normally be in the buttermilk
do people really think it’s % of milk? it’s fat
um aksully, when the milk is fat it’s called HEAVY cream to emphasize how overweight it is. 2% milk is called 2% milk because it’s 2% of the milk. The farmers are scamming you out of 98% of your milk. Whole milk is also a scam. You’d think it’s 100% milk, but nope. When they filter 100% milk into 2% milk, whatever leftover doesn’t go into the 2% hole becomes “Whole” milk. 1% milk is a rounding error from this system, and don’t even get me started on skim milk. They don’t even have milk in that milk.
For internet sarcasm reasons, this is a joke.
Oh fuck I thought it was “hole milk.”
I’m allergic so I have no clue what the percentage is in relation to. Could be the chance of following our former prime minister and shitting myself in a maccas.
People think a LOT of things
I think my grandpa sticks his dick in the milk when nobody is home.
The scientist has created 100% milk. No ambiguity, just milk
One time I mixed powdered milk into my full fat milk. I dunno what you would call it but it was yummy. Like 150% milk or something
I don’t know what the big deal is. Just take 50 pints of 2% and mix them together.
Yeah, right! You just want us to become one of those math problem characters.
Chemical_cutthroat wants 50 pints of milk, but milk only comes in 4 Litre jugs. How many jugs must they buy to make 100% milk?
I’m gonna keep it a buck, I’m bad with math and I love milk, so really whatever you show up with is gonna get a passing grade.
The math checks out, but I’m not certain if the milk science checks out
This exists. It’s called ghee.
Ghee? As in ghee butter? That doesn’t sound like mad-scientist-developed 100% milk to me.
Checkmate. Glad we clarified that
Ghee was made as a means of preserving dairy fat solids that can persist even in hot and humid regions of India.
It’s 100% fat with all milk solids and moisture removed. For something as easily spoiled as a dairy product to be immune to heat and humidity that was developed before refrigeration existed, that’s pretty mad science to me.
What about condensed milk?
i assume you are referring to evaporated milk and not sweetened condensed milk
Wouldn’t it become 99% milk the moment it touches his saliva?
No, that’s the problem with making 100% milk that he solved: the milk transforms any liquid it touches into more 100% percent milk, so it is truly 100%.
Ah, milk-9.
Plan Milk from Outer Space
milkgoo
strange milk.
Would colostrum be 200% milk?
Dio “reject my humanity” vibes.
would that give me super powers?
Pure milk fat? Your super power will be explosive bowel movements.
Probably
Obviously: it’s made him bulletproof. Who knows what other powers he’ll have when he finishes chugging
Joe McCarthy, a daily enjoyer of 100% milk, WAS figuruatively ‘bulletproof’ for a time. He used to eat sticks of butter before going out drinking with other political operators; he claimed it was to prevent ulcers, but rumor has it that he did it to stay lucid while probing his besotted peers for blackmail fodder. It caught up with him and he died at the green young age of 48.
