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‘I’m glad you came’
Come again?
My brain really wanted this to be a limerick.
I know I am one lucky chick
When he sends me his pre jack-off pic
He is truly a god
When he shows me his rod
But I tell him, quite simply, “nice dick”
The king was as hard as a rock
And rubbed one off into a sock
I wanted to opine that his love line was divine
But instead I just said nice cock.
“Great another generic empty comment…why don’t they ever say anything new, like what about my hands?” - block.
I read this in the voice of Eminem
i did too. i think it was the palm reference. i almost expected it to end with moms sphageetti
Nice cock bro
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supreme cream
