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You fool. Now that you’ve put this into the universe it’ll end up as a romance novel and my wife will read it. You’ve doomed us all.
On the bright side, it might get her to power wash the patio.
Imagine how clean your pores would feel. Makes me want to try a waterpick on my face.
i want to know if there’s a specific pressure that will cut hair but not skin. Or what’s the maximum pressure human skin can handle,
want to be power washed.
This is a strange Craigslist ad
This is where my mind went, too. Hell, she probably needs moisturizing more than Cassandra and a power wash might be just the thing!
edit: Needs, not breeds
“Would you still love me if I were a slab of concrete?”
Yes please