okay buddy pay up
👌

No famine please

Not like it was smooth sailing before then
Or after, if I recall.
Hopefully that counteracts this leek of ill omens, but it’s probably unaffected by the grapes of wrath
Wonder how it works against the rutabaga of callous indifference.

Nelson studied comedy under Gallagher

It’s that Gallagher or Gallagher?
yes
Potato acknowledged
Potato acknowledgement and worshiped!
(Insert vague recollection of dangers of worhipping false golden idols. Bah! It’ll be fine.)
If this doesn’t work I’m gonna be so mad.
Ack
200 OK
418 I’m a teapot
Please mr potato I really need this
ACKNOWLEDGE POTATO.
You know what, fuck it, I’m pretty desperate for good news. I see you Golden Potato, I see you…
Luck of the Irish
You know what? I have more faith in this golden potato than I do humanity. So go, golden potato. Do your thing.
Potato of luck acknowledged
Hello potato








