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      6 days ago

      Elon Musk has trained in Jiu Jitsu and is cringy and insecure as fuck.

      Jonah Hill has trained in Jiu Jitsu and is cringy and insecure as fuck.

      Who will survive?

      Finally a cage match I’m willing to pay to watch.

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          5 days ago

          Both are nepo babies. Jonah Hill Feldstein is the son of a movie studio producer. But yeah, I do suspect he could crush Elon if they ever fought. Which is why we, the internet, need to instigate a fight between them.

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            5 days ago

            Not sure why you bolded Feldstein, am I supposed to recognize that name?

            Maybe Jonah Hill/Mark Zuckerberg would be a closer match, and we would all be winners with that one.

            Musk in an opening bout, maybe against Jeff Bezos?

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              Johan Hill was born Jonah Hill Feldstein, he changed his name to remove that last part because his dad is a famous and powerful studio exec. He was trying to hide his nepo baby status.

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                5 days ago

                I’ve never seen a movie with him in it so I can’t judge his level of talent. 🤷🏻

                I think it is a good choice as a stage name.

                I’m perfectly willing to believe he’s also an insecure jerk with a chip on his shoulder, that’s kind of table stakes for comedians. I couldn’t believe how much of an asshole Conan O’Brien was in his documentary.