Still better than holding up my math quiz (after being the first to hand it in) and dead-ass asking “What is this?” in front of the whole class.
🤣
I do not miss one thing about school
You will when you’re 24 with a shitty retail job and no friends…
(X) Doubt
(I’m beyond that age but the reference is better than saying ‘ha, incorrect’)
I’m 40 and close to retiring. Ha
Facts
Or when they see a student changing an answer and tells the class to go with their first instinct.
I remember my math teacher leaving a remark under my test that read “Your chaotic and unorganized way of working is not to your benefit.”
“I award you no points, and my god have mercy on your soul.”
Jokes on them, my god has no mercy.
ooooooof
I feel like there is a much more helpful and kind way of making that point
MAYBE the teacher had been getting more and more unsure of themself as they walked around realizing everyone else was doing it wrong, until they got to you who had read it correctly and gotten the right answer, using the correct method. So they now knew their exam was written fine but the others had made wrong assumptions instead of reading carefully.
I did say maybe.
maybe
You’re gonna be the one that saves me
and afterrr aaaalllll
one of the few perks a teacher has:
messing with kids’ mindsand this one is good for ’em
No dark sarcasms in the classroom
Lol, once had a teacher look over my shoulder at my exam and sit down and try to help me. Then the following lecture have him declare to the class that he was frustrated that “one student” couldn’t even yada yada.
“but teacher, why are you referring to yourself as a student?”
I had a teacher who used to hand out test results starting from the lowest grade and before handing them out he used to look across the room like a shark in a paddling pool.
I have to remember that one for exam season to mess with students.
