As a woman, I just want to smell like trees with a bit of floral or musky undertones. My taste in scents is my butchest aesthetic
To be fair I need everything on that bottom picture to overpower my armpit sweat 😅
The gender product grift is laughable. And yet people eat it up. I couldn’t believe the first time I saw these at almost 2x markup of regular unscented baby wipes:
Just use a bidet
Yes but baby wipes are for ✨ ^baby bottoms^ ✨, while the XL wipes are for ASS.
Never mind the probably small size difference or the fact you can use two.
I buy manly vanilla or citrus deodorant because I am a manly man.
I just look for solid gel over liquids or pastes and deodorant over antiperspirant, smell a few and go with what smells least offensive. Couldn’t tell you what any of them are called because even when they are supposed to smell like an actual smell they rarely actually smell like that thing, really.
I’m going more diesel scented this year.
At £2/litre that is still cheaper than most deodorant options tbh
Reminds me of the WD-40-scented perfume (regardless of if it’s even real or not).
Ultra-mega-kickass-sharktooth-rocket-spice smells so good!
Apparently, women are supposed to smell like things while men are supposed to smell like concepts.
You can also smell like Greek mythology (I got ‘Heroic’ and ‘Colossus’ lol)
I AM THE CONCEPT OF TIME
Im trying not to smell like the dark abyss of eternal existental crissis. That is why I need deoderant to begin with. I just dont know why so many of them smell like desperate raging hormone.
Me wearing lavender mint deodorant:
What the fuck does an F-16 smell like?
Not been in an F-16, but C-130s have a distinctive smell to them.
Freedom.
Ah. Gunpowder.
Jet fuel, burst eardrums, and wasteful spending.
Obsolescence
Tactical body wash with essence of slaughterhouse, IPAs at the axe throwing place, and gym floor mats covered in sweat from the bois.
Don’t forget the blood from the UFC fighting mat
My deodorant apparently smells of “dry impact” and I guess, the color red…?
As in, they have another deodorant in the shops of the same brand, identical description on the label, except it uses blue as the highlight color and it says “dry active” instead.
Like, those pictures are way too concrete in the meme. I just get to smell like concepts.
My deodorant apparently smells of “dry impact” and I guess, the color red…?
Mine smells of dry impact and the colors blue AND red!
It basically smells like the absence of me sweating the moment I so much as IMAGINE being hot 🤷🏻
