I buy manly vanilla or citrus deodorant because I am a manly man.
The gender product grift is laughable. And yet people eat it up. I couldn’t believe the first time I saw these at almost 2x markup of regular unscented baby wipes:
I just look for solid gel over liquids or pastes and deodorant over antiperspirant, smell a few and go with what smells least offensive. Couldn’t tell you what any of them are called because even when they are supposed to smell like an actual smell they rarely actually smell like that thing, really.
Reminds me of the WD-40-scented perfume (regardless of if it’s even real or not).
I’m going more diesel scented this year.
Ultra-mega-kickass-sharktooth-rocket-spice smells so good!
I am a man and I chose my deodorant because to me it smells like fruit roll up. I’m not a shill, so if you’re curious, it’s this kind:
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Old Spice Wolfthorn
For some reason most stores here stock several types of Old Spice apart from the original, which is the one I like most :(
Apparently, women are supposed to smell like things while men are supposed to smell like concepts.
You can also smell like Greek mythology (I got ‘Heroic’ and ‘Colossus’ lol)
I AM THE CONCEPT OF TIME
Im trying not to smell like the dark abyss of eternal existental crissis. That is why I need deoderant to begin with. I just dont know why so many of them smell like desperate raging hormone.
Me wearing lavender mint deodorant:
What the fuck does an F-16 smell like?
Freedom.
Ah. Gunpowder.
Jet fuel, burst eardrums, and wasteful spending.
Obsolescence
Tactical body wash with essence of slaughterhouse, IPAs at the axe throwing place, and gym floor mats covered in sweat from the bois.
Don’t forget the blood from the UFC fighting mat
My deodorant apparently smells of “dry impact” and I guess, the color red…?
As in, they have another deodorant in the shops of the same brand, identical description on the label, except it uses blue as the highlight color and it says “dry active” instead.
Like, those pictures are way too concrete in the meme. I just get to smell like concepts.
My deodorant apparently smells of “dry impact” and I guess, the color red…?
Mine smells of dry impact and the colors blue AND red!
It basically smells like the absence of me sweating the moment I so much as IMAGINE being hot 🤷🏻
For me it’s more like “which one of these is least likely to give me a rash”
The fancier the stuff, the more fragrance, the more rash. Often the simple stuff works best.
Jokes on you, guys. Your buying the same stuff as women just with “cool” names.
