At our wedding, we had several online friends come that we met through the my little pony fandom. We sat them in the very far back corner of the venue, and they loved it! Kinda funny to hear that this is the norm, but it makes sense!

Who is this dude? And why are his xits posted here so often?

Personally if I knew someone and got invited to their wedding and I went and found they had decided all the gay people needed to be seperated from the rest of the group I’d just leave. Clearly that’s not the type of person whose wedding I want to attend.

I write to you all from the parents table.

It began lame as hell. I was a single man with a married brother who had a young child. I was clearly there to keep them company.

Later, there I was with my own child. At a table of people I didn’t know with children. Next to the goddamn speaker.

Then, I’m happy to report, I was at one of my favorite cousins weddings. I was there with her oldest brother and his child my kids age. And a bunch of other people with kids that age. And it was awesome. Finally.

I submit the best table at a wedding is one that you really fit in with. Whatever commonality that may be.

Reminds me of the wedding scene during the credits to The Birdcage where each side of the aisle is seated likewise.

I, my sister and 2 of my other cousins were much younger than all of my other cousins who were all about the same age. When my older cousins all started getting married my younger cousins and I would all get stuck at the kids table with a random friend or two of the married couple, the MC, the wedding DJ and the photographer.

Thankfully I don’t get invited to weddings.

Best mostly due to the “several gay people” and “witchy aunt.”