Or is it half a Dutch flag? Hmmn?
Sacre bleeeurgh.
***Warning, kind of a disgusting story about my beagle. Goddamn beagles really do eat almost anything and have a never ending appetite. Mine learned how to dig through the bathroom trash and would pull out my wife’s used tampons and eat them. Didn’t realize it until one day outside I see the dog was struggling to take a shit and I could see the string hanging out. Fixed that problem, years later this dog is 15 years old now, I come home a find a huge pile of vomited dog food on the carpet. Go to clean it only to find this dog ate three pairs of my wife’s thong panties, and I assume vomited it all up because her system was blocked up. My wife doesn’t leave her underwear on the floor for a second now, because this dog is consistently searching for something to eat
I had 3 beagles (at once!) growing up. Every Tuesday and every other weekend, my dad and my absolute wicked stepmother would get custody of me and my brother. She had two boys as well which were younger
It
Was
Bedlam
“If they will not eat, then perhaps they shall drink”. IYKYK
RIP sacred chickens, you tried to warn them.
