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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

At least my dick is minty fresh

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At least my dick is minty fresh

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • MasutaHarada@thelemmy.club
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    Beating with water is not that hot huh.

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    All 10 dentists hate you.

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      Good

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    … Toothpaste…?

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      Yeah, what of it.

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          Self flagellation

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    Y’all use lotion?

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      Some people don’t have a foreskin, makes it a bit dry to do anything with it without lube.

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        Who feeds you this bullshit?

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          Hmm, probably the many penises (and the men attached to them) I have personally interacted with. Some of the circumcisions are quite tight and they’ve said it hurts to jerk off without lube. A dry hand sliding over tight skin is not a good feeling. I personally have a foreskin so I don’t need lube, but I’ve met people who do.

          I’m not on either side of the debate, personally don’t care, just sharing my anecdotal experience with circumcised penises.

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            Someone’s telling you tales, kid.

            • hunnybubny@discuss.tchncs.de
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              You probably should do a gay blowbang just to verify your facts. Get 30 guys with foreskin and 30 cut. Do 10 blowies, 10 handies, 10 blowie handies on each group.

              This will give you a good test and range. Get back to us and we compare the results.

              We all did gay blowbangs so no need to feel ashamed. All for science bro.

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              I’m not a kid, cunt. Figured that was quite clear when I mentioned handling other mens dicks.

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          You’re apparently uncircumcised and lack the empathetic ability to understand that people with circumcisions often have problems you don’t have to deal with, so kindly fuck off.

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          But don’t you know that orgasms are 100x stronger when you’re uncircumcised, and you can’t pair bond with a woman if you’re cut because all your estrogen receptors were obliterated?

          Just kidding, they got this BS from the intactivist community who will make up anything they need to blame circumcision for their psychological sexual dysfunction.

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            Hey, go fuck yourself. Stop trying to justify infant genital mutilation. It’s abusive, it’s psychotic, it’s traumatic, and it’s atrocious. That’s all you need to know about it, and no amount of hyperbolic strawmen will change that.

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    How you think I got my name? It burns good

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    This is r/pasting all over again. Welcome to 2012

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    Nair is great too

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      Vicks Vaporub

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    The amount of dry beaters is too damn high!

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    Your inefficiency disgusts me.

    Use soap or shower gel, and you clean it at the same time.

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