

You do whatever is most excellent, of course. That was easy. Next question.
Everyone can die, will die, or have been dead.
There’s a dog that needs petting and that’s my priority.
Clearly, the one, right choice.
Top marks.
There’s nothing left to do. you’ve already done it all and will do it all. Including not doing anything. Just be the guy who doesn’t do anything and let the quantum state deal with the other versions of you that do everything else.
It clearly says the quantum-temporal disturbance is tightly-localized, so I don’t think you’re actually within it in this scenario
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Pet da dog. Obviously
Don’t look.
If you look the train wave collapses.
Exactly, the whole scenario remains in superposition. Further, my inaction to a situation I have not observed cannot be morally judged.
Dog only love, not judge. Throw ball, please.
Well I throw the rubber ball, obviously
Into the temporal vortex?
I’m so close to making a meta shotpost about it,but i’m sure some version of me has already done it better.
You ask me for a hamburger.
For which I shall gladly pay you on Tuesday.
So it goes
I grab the ball, try to jump on the train so my dog and I can go on a fantastic voyage.
Futurama did it.
The correct answer is to pull the lever at the exact time so the trolley’s front end goes on one rail and the rear end goes on the other rail. That way you Kant have any guilt since everyone’s dead.
Goddamn you Wally! Just take your finger back, we don’t care anymore ever since you took Rell away from us!!! Fuck the Tau, fuck Entrati, fuck the Warframes, just leave us be ffs, we don’t need the void magic to do shit!
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