and if they are does that mean they are constantly being raped for years like do they like it or are living a living hell every day?
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Maybe this is what they live for. They know their purpose and they love their people just like Woody loves Andy.
Imagine a movie plot where Sarah moves to a new state and forgets her vibrator collection. She doesn’t realize it yet but all the vibrators team up to embark on a madcap adventure to reunite with Sarah. On the way they they find a sad discarded buttplug with no owner and they bring him into the gang only to find out that he used to belong to Sarah’s lesbian lover who she’s moving to be with.
That movie would include a lot of Buzz
oh THAT’S what that song’s about!
Honestly that does explain why the vibrators batteries always seem to be depleted.
And this comment explains your hairy palms.
My God if masturbation did actually lead to harry palms I would not be balding now.
In fact, when the hair on my palms ran out of room, it would have had to begun to creep up my arms. By the time I was 15 I would have been a real life sasquatch.
How holesome!
FINALLY! A fanfic for me.
The Brave Little
ToasterDildoThat’s a porn parody plot. And a good one.
It could even feature a brave little Hitachi wand
And now we let rule 34 run it’s course.
Because I hate the implication I have just created new head canon for my own sake. It’s the power of a child imagination and play that brings the toys to life. That’s why the fork comes to life in the fourth movie
So if a child found one abandoned and somehow innocently played with it enough then it would come to life but when used for an adults self-gratification it would not have the requisite for life.
I will not be taking questions on the plothole of why new in box toys are alive
I will not be taking questions on the plothole of why new in box toys are alive
They were all made in sweatshops by children, no plot hole. ☹️
For a less bleak answer, they’re powered by kids wandering through the toy store amazed at all the rows.
So were the sex dolls.
Brutal
are you implying that childlike wonder and spirit dies the moment hormones makes a kid horny for the first time?
And then little Billy finds his mom’s dildo…
Yeah, hut then how are you supposed to get the porn parody where the sexdoll starts to help their owner get their life together and the show ends with them banging their new partner instead of the sexdoll.
I think there was a qibi show … adjacent to that Edit: someone posted it
Then why are the buzzes still in package aware in toy story 2?
“You’ve got a friend in me…”
So… westworld?
Except… Aren’t the toys completely aware of what they are and what their purpose is?
Well, except for Buzz in the first movie. Considering literally every other toy was aware of their purpose and existence makes Buzz a bit of a weirdo.
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I had completely forgotten about this meme format
Asking the real questions
In that universe, all toys are willing to be that they are ; and to be played with the way they were supposed to be by their designer…
Enough internet for today
This is why we have hurricanes.
All dolls are sex dolls
Especially if you try hard enough.
The existence of Forky means almost certainly yes. Apparently, using any object for entertainment in some fashion makes it capable of becoming sapient. This creates a lot of potential fridge horror scenarios.
This is more like a showerthought thing. But they probably are sentient and like it
