Stop looking up
Celebrate the death of the billionaires who believe they will survive in space in an asteroid/destroyed-earth debris field. They will die terrified.
They would never announce it that early.
It would have to be leaked, and no one would believe them
Feel strangely relieved, because there’s finally an end in sight.
Before kids and marriage I’d have had a sort of nihilistic “Ah fuck it, you gotta go sometime” attitude and gleefully embraced the chaos.
Now I think id just put on a brave face, protect them as best I can, and weep in private at every opportunity.
Becoming a sex slave to a billionaire so I can hitch a ride on their spaceship
I want to believe you are the real keanu reeves
Be excellent to each other
Edge for 6 months and have an earth shattering orgasm before the earth shatters.
So blue balls for 6months it is, then! Not what I would have chosen, but to each their own
surprise, it’s a ruined orgasm and you die disappointed and blue balled.
Ngl they’d try to hide it from us to stop the economy from crashing
create a worldwide network of people that sabotage every rich or powerful asshole from saving themselves, damning the human species to extinction.
Where do I sign?
you make a valid point.
why wait? If we do the hard part now, we’ll have six months to fuck around.
I don’t know! I’ve already got enough shit to worry about and now you want me to contemplate imminent doom.
Only 6 months to go for finally play all games in my steam library.
Gaben makes everything free. Your steam library is now huuuuge!
I’d be doing what I can to survive the waves of mass hysteria that would be killing a whole lot of people.
I honestly don’t know. Firstly, work can go fuck itself beyond that, probably take me and my family around the country as much as possible. I say country because flying requires other employed people not telling work to go fuck itself like majority of people would.
Traveling the country requires employed people too. Where will you stay? What will you eat? Etc. Etc.
Haven’t thought that far yet lol
mostly just be angry that it isnt getting here sooner.
Maybe see if any hookers are offering doom discounts.
Start living
