Finally I can go offroading in my office chair!
Office chair racing will no longer be limited to the office floor
See your body into the moonlight Even if I try to cancel All the pictures into the mind There’s flashing in my eyes
DOoT DootT Dooh Dooh DOOOOtt Doot
Parkour!
Finally chairs to get into the elevator
Damn. And right after Jackass did their last movie.
10,000 fucking miles. What is this magic?
You can continue testing something after you break it.
Probably ran the casters on a conveyor belt/treadmill for whatever length of time.
At a speed of 3.5 mph, youd only have to run the treadmill for about 12 days to get 10,000 miles. There are testing facilities that you can hire for this.
Or its all made up.
9,000 miles further than I’d walk just to be the man who walks a thousand miles to fall down at your door.
Every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take, I’ll be watching you.
And the spring glows, like in the picture, right? Right … ?
Only when orcs are near
Well in the picture it shines, being made of metal and all (and being a rendering it looks extra shiny) , and since they have to paint it anyway for corrosion protection it may end up actually looking like that if they go with blue. In reality I kinda doubt they would choose blue, since black and transparent paint would give a more office approved look.
It shines bright like a diamond.
Which is to say, it doesn’t glow at all, but merely reflects light.
I can’t believe they missed the opportunity to say it’s “Wheel Engineered”
Skeptical.
Never buy luggage with anything less than 50000 tested wheel miles. You never know if it might fall out the back of a truck and get dragged several thousand miles to your destination.
that’s like, 500% wheelier than the industry leading wheel
California here we come.
just buy roller blade wheels
I did this and have no regrets. I just wish they had locking ones
Does it come with AI, tho?
The suitcase probably has a display and an app you need to run to unlock it.
Okay, but for real the spring suspension could be great for a rolling cart or something in my garage for jumping over extension cords or standing mats.
You think they’d say something like “wheel reinvented” if it weren’t truly revolutionary, pun intended?
It’s like a double wheel. A wheelwheel.
office chair or suitcase?
Suitcase
Why not both?
Is this for an office chair or luggage?
Yes.
A wall is a surface. Are they claiming this wheel is stable on a wall?
A lake is also a surface.
The sun has a surface, too. Bold claims for a wheel.
