no love is greater than collective punishment ❤️
/s
As all the Abrahamic gods have taught us ❤️
Not this year. Notice how there hasn’t been a single hurricane? Perfectly normal, carry on masturbating.
This cannot possibly backfire. I’m sure he’s finally given up on the futile. Time to make a white November.
It’s his own fault for making the hurricanes so sexy.
Feels like I’m raining nothing at all. Nothing at all. Nothing at all!
The masturbation will continue until the hurricanes improve.
Masturbating doesn’t warrant hurricanes.
But using fossil fuels and methane to run your hyperscale data centers absolutely does.
See how I connected this windmill to a power generator to a jackhammer with a combination dildo/fleshlight on the end? Hurricanes cause the masturbs
Have you ever fucked in a storm?
10/10
I am a visual learner
You keep sending us terrible leaders
Nofap is retarded.
Do preachers still blame natural disaster on politics they don’t like?
I thought it was the gays that caused hurricanes?
When will Jesus realise, everything the hurricane rapes is just more fuel to the fire of my loins.
Stress makes creatures get hormonal, so we can assume that floods and hurricanes are a sign we should do more, not less.
I was promised hairy palms.
A Calvin and Hobbs that was never printed.
I’m going to have sex with a hurricane.
i think god has put their hands up and gone away a while ago.
