• AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    Dude, my favorite is 2Kings 2:23:24

    “Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, ‘Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!’ When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number.”

    God kills 42 kids for calling someone bald LOL

    • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      13 hours ago

      That verse is funny as fuck, definitely up there with some of the best. Along with killing all of the pigs being raised for food in a village, because they were all apparently possessed by an army of demons