4D women:

• a 3rd eye on the forehead, capable of shooting lazer
• has vast knowledge of the nether-realm
• can see in dark
• doesn’t need a phone, can talk telepathically
• speaks every language
• blue skin
• horns
• tail
• retractable nails for self defense and climbing
• the belly button is a sex hole

Pfft imagine still thinking waifus that fit entirely within our concept of space-time are hot. 5d waifus are where it’s at.

Life after the dimension collapse triggered by making a ruckus in the dark forest universe.