The issue is that Americans die with a shit ton medical debt. Medical debt counts as unfinished business, because the debtors keep calling our detached souls about the debt.
I get at least one call a day from people offering cash for my house. You’ve given me a good idea for a response: “I’d like to sell, but I’m actually dead.”
You see, the United States is already hell on earth. Actual hell is using it as temporary housing for the slavers and pedophile elites. Some of them are ghosts, others are a little more alive.
People in recent years all know ghosts aren’t real, so when they died, they just knew better and went straight to the afterlife. The old ones just haven’t gotten the news, since they didn’t have that when they died either.
My favorite part is the amount of haunted houses in a 250yo country. Versus anywhere else in the world.
The issue is that Americans die with a shit ton medical debt. Medical debt counts as unfinished business, because the debtors keep calling our detached souls about the debt.
Now I’m imagining a bunch of spammers and debt collectors having a séance to contact the dead about their extended warranty.
I get at least one call a day from people offering cash for my house. You’ve given me a good idea for a response: “I’d like to sell, but I’m actually dead.”
You see, the United States is already hell on earth. Actual hell is using it as temporary housing for the slavers and pedophile elites. Some of them are ghosts, others are a little more alive.
People in recent years all know ghosts aren’t real, so when they died, they just knew better and went straight to the afterlife. The old ones just haven’t gotten the news, since they didn’t have that when they died either.
We die very violently and with so many unresolved issues.